January 2010
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WatchMy girlfriend learnt a new skill.
“Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may”.
Tyler Durden. Fight Club
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“The whole world, myself included, seem to have one thing in common; we’re just a...”
– Andrew McMahon (via thatsjustrachel) (via singyourselftosleep) (via jamie-ftw) (via cor-unum)
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Flo$$
Ever had that dream where you’re walking into the girls’ bathroom of your old high school about to shave your hair into a Mohawk?
Well I had that dream the other night…
I was in a tuxedo, and when I walked through the bathroom door, there were Al Bundys in every stall, sitting on toilets with the stall doors wide open, pointing remote controls at TVs which didn’t exist, and bursting into tears...
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Newamba
Every morning I drive my car in reverse down the wrong side of the highway.I find that I get to work a lot quicker like this than I do hanging from the leg of a helicopter or trying to water-ski from a bus. TodayI’m clad in full medieval knight armor and a neck tieand I enter my office building laughing hysterically at the vomiting nunsattempting to run up the incorrect side of the escalator. I...
i need some lighter help
annacannabis:
abbikazam:
annacannabis:
how can i pop the safety wheel off?
use a knife
ty ty
I also find a key works really well…
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